A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing
ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't
own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit
patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit
microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of
competition.