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():nerd jokes (650): Retard werewolf


Posted by Alex Rodriguez on 13-Aug-2005

Retard werewolf

What did the retard say when someone mooned him?

wow, i must be turning into a werewolf!!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Your stupid


Posted by Steph S on 13-Aug-2005

Your stupid

Know wander you did so bad...Your stupid
   

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():nerd jokes (650): 10 feet pipe


Posted by Michael Murphy on 13-Aug-2005

10 feet pipe

someone calls to the owner of a hardware store.
caller: hey man do u have a 10 feet long pipe.
owner: yes.
caller: then put it into ur ass.
the owner is totally embarassed...
later after few minutes ..
caller: hey man do u have a 10 feet long pipe.
owner: yes.
caller: then put it into ur ass.
the owner in totally embarassed and he decides that next time he will say no.
caller: hey man do u have a 10 feet long pipe.
owner: NO.
caller: i knew. you must have put it into ur ass.
hahahahahahahahahah
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Gay fag


Posted by Nicole on 13-Aug-2005

Gay fag

Say this to your frend.

there were two guys in a car at a red light. One of them says that light is going to turn green in 3 seconds.(123) Then the light turns green. Then the other guy says how did you know that. He said gay fags know everything.

Then at another red light he says a bum will pop out of that trash can. They wait a few seconds and a bum pops out. Then the other guy says how did you know that. He said gay fags know everything.

Then they go to this party they ring the _________ and if they say doorbell say gay fags know everything.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Grasshopper


Posted by Mini Me on 13-Aug-2005
Grasshopper
a scientist doing experiment on a grasshopper. he first cut off the two front legs,then barked "jump!!!" the grasshopper did. He then again cut the other pair of legs and again commanded "jump!!!" and again the grasshopper did. finally he cut off the last remaining legs. and again shouted to the poor creature "Jump!!!" the insect did not flinch, after trying several time, the grasshopper did not budged, he made his final conclusion.


"grasshoppers, when all of its legs are cut off becomes DEAF !!!"
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Number Fun


Posted by Matthew J. Rosen on 13-Aug-2005
Number Fun
WHY ARE ALL THE NUMBERS SCARED OF 7?

BECAUSE 7 8 9
   

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