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| Posted by Hope moynahan on 13-Aug-2005 | RetartedTheir was a retarted kid and today is 1st day of school.So he sais gotta go schoo!so he goes out and waits for the bus it passes.so the next day he stands out and sais gotta go schoo got ride bus!so he waves at the bus the bus still passes him.so the next day he stands in the middle of the road and the bus driver runs over the kid and runs over him agaian and agian a cop se`s it ans says sir why did you run the kid over the man says da muf***er been makin fun of me allweak!!
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| Posted by cathy b on 13-Aug-2005 | ScrewedTheres a woman on the beach with no arms and no legs.....She starts crying. A man walks over to her and says Miss whats wrong?....She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been hugged. So he picks her up and gives her a hug.....He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks back over and says whats wrong now?.. she says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been kissed....SO he picks her up and kisses her and lays her back down. He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks over and says now whats wrong.?..She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been screwed...So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says now your screwed!
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| Posted by Penguin66 on 13-Aug-2005 | Just a jokeThey are one hundred and 12 monkeys. 50 monkeys are eating.48 monkeys are playing in the trees, 12 monkeys are fighting and a very dumb monkey is reading this passage.
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| Posted by Tutti Fruitti on 13-Aug-2005 | Purple cloudwell there was 3 girls molly,drancy,socceeer.and they died and went to heaven and if you step in a purple cloud you get bad luck so molly,drancy,and socceer were walking and suddenly molly steps on a purple cloud and says oh shooooot!!!!! i steped on a purple cloud so then an ugly ugly guy comes the worst you can imagine and they hold hands kiss and everything else. so drancy and socceeer were laughing at molly .so suddenly drancy and socceeer were walking and drancy stepped on a purple cloud and the uglest boy more uglyier then the first one and there kissing and holding eachothers hand and socceeer is laughing at her so then socceer is walking and this fine boy come the finest and got with socceeer and molly and drancy got made and they asked him why was he with socceeer and he said " cause i stepped on a purple cloud."
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| Posted by Mike J. Rees on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo momma so stupidyour moma is so stupid she brouht a spoon to the superbowl
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():nerd jokes (650): The fastest thing in the world |
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| Posted by Grinch on 13-Aug-2005 | The fastest thing in the worldWhats the fastest thing in the world?......a fart gos through your pants doesent leave a mark.
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