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| Posted by Dennis's on 13-Aug-2005 | Return too senderpaddy goes too the ticket office at the train station and says too the teller, can i have a day return please, she says where too,and paddy says for fok sake back here u daft cunt!!!
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| Posted by Brian Mac on 13-Aug-2005 | ConfusionHow do you confuse an idiot?
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| Posted by Lynox Norman on 13-Aug-2005 | The school buildingWhat has four legs and can jump as high as a school building.
A dead horse.
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| Posted by SweeTooth on 13-Aug-2005 | 3 MEN ONE WAS DAMN STUPIDTHERE R THREE MEN THAT DIE.GOD SAYS HE WILL GIVE ANOTHER LIFE IF THEY JUMP OF A MOUNATAIN AND SAY SOMETHING THEY WILL BECOME THAT THING.THE FIRST ONE SAYS AIRPLANE AND FLYS AWAY.THE SECOND ONE SAYS BIRD AND FLYS AWAY.THE THIRD ONE THINKS VERY HARD.HE RUNS.HE TRIPS AND SAYS OH CRAP AND TURN IN TO CRAP.
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():nerd jokes (650): What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade... |
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| Posted by Mickey Kirksey on 13-Aug-2005 | What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade...What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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| Posted by Nadia Issa on 13-Aug-2005 | Huntingthere were 3 guys in the woods.1 was smart,1 was good with guns,and the other was an idiot.so the smart one went out with a gun and came back out with a deer.so the dumb one said howed u get it, howed u get it,howed u get it.so he says follow the tracks, follow the tracks,follow the tracks deer ,BOOM.so the gunman did the same thing but came back with a bear.so the dumb guy said howed u get it, howed u get it,howed u get it,so the gunman said follow the tracks, follow the tracks,follow the tracks bear,boom.so the dumb guy went out and came back with brokin bones all over,blood all on him,so the two guys said howed u do it, howed u do it,howed u do it.so he said follow the tracks, follow the tracks,follow the tracks train,boom
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