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():funny laws (94): Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...


Posted by ~*Angel*~ on 07-Aug-2005

Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry...

Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by SARA N. DUCEY on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

   

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():funny laws (94): Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...


Posted by Nevyn J. Leo on 07-Aug-2005

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Humanity...


Posted by Anthony M. Ochoa on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Humanity...

Murphy's Law of Humanity

To err is human.

To blame it on someone else is even more human.


   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...


Posted by april Rusch on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Sex...
Murphy's Laws of Sex

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Conejo de Vigor on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.

   

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