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| Posted by Fred Kohn on 14-Aug-2005 | Room TemperatureIt doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room
temperature.
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| Posted by Ha N. Vu on 14-Aug-2005 | The RollercosterSex is like a rollercoster, when it's good you want it to last for longer,
when it's bad you can't wait to get off.
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| Posted by beach babe on 14-Aug-2005 | This Dress Looked Much Better on...Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same
thing, "This looked much better on...." I usually finish the sentance for
them if I can, and say, "On what? On fire?"
--Rita Rudner
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| Posted by Griffs on 14-Aug-2005 | 2 QuotesBelieve in your dreams, except the one in which you go to work naked.
-Anonymous
Hit any user to continue.
-Anonymous
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| Posted by Bitch 90210 on 14-Aug-2005 | The Best Things Ever Said II~ Man: An animal [whose]...chief occupation is extermination of other
animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such
insistent rapidityas to infest the whole inhabitable earth and Canada.
~ Woman: An animal...having a rudimentary susceptibility to
domestication... The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts
of prey... The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.
~ Cabbage: A...vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
~ The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image
of fulfillment.
~ Boy meets girl: girl get's bot into pickle: boy gets pickle into girl.
~ Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change
color and fall from the trees.
~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
~ I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're
upstairs in my socks.
~ The doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his
client to plant vines.
~ Talk is cheap because supple exceeds demand.
~ Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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| Posted by creamofsumdumguy on 14-Aug-2005 | My Uncle"Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about
the last words of my favorite uncle: 'A truck!'"
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