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():other funny jokes (4827): Roses are red


Posted by Carys never u mind on 12-Aug-2005

Roses are red

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am a Schizo, and so am i.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Question and answers


Posted by Jessica A. F on 12-Aug-2005

Question and answers

There was a conference calling all the intellectuals of the world.

The agenda was to ask questions to the rest of the participants and if all of them dont know the answer then the one who questioned needs to answer the question. If the questioner himself doesnt know the answer he is fined heavy amounts.

Participant A: How does squirrel makes its hole?
Crowd: thinks for sometime and gives up, Please answer your questions says the chair person.

Participant A: It comes out digging from the earth.

Participant B: But how does it went inside the earth?

Participant A: taking his sit back, We dont know the answer to that please answer your question.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): The Train


Posted by Phillip D. Tomblin on 12-Aug-2005

The Train

An Aggie a Red Raider and a Longhorn were going to a college survival camp. The leader told them that they had to hunt for their own food. So the Longhorn goes out and comes back with a big buck. The Raider and the Aggie ask him how he got it,the Longhorn said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Raider goes out and brings back a doe. The Aggie asked how he got it, the Raider said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Aggie goes out and comes back with all these cuts and bruises and limping. The Longhorn and the Raider ask him what happened. The Aggie replies "found tracks follow tracks BOOM got hit by train!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): The disapearing dollar!


Posted by James Craven on 12-Aug-2005

The disapearing dollar!

3 sales men are traveling they need to find a place to stop and rest so they go to a hotel the clerk says ok that will be $15 so each of them brings out $5 and go up to there room the manager comes by the clerk and says you over charged them it was suppose to be only $10 so the clerk takes out $5 out of the cash register and is thinking how am i going to split $5 between 3 people so he pockets $2 and gives each of the people $1 back well then that means that each of them would have only payed $4 so 4 times 3 is $12 plus the $2 the guy pocketed which is $14 so what happened to the dollar?
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Mother and son


Posted by Ben Travis on 12-Aug-2005
Mother and son
mrs sunday told her son, john to stop abusing people so that he may live longer than her.
John said that her doctor told him that he will live 145 years before he will die.
from impaco
impaco4k@yahoo.com
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): jokes galore has the wackest jokes in the...


Posted by missee d. on 12-Aug-2005
jokes galore has the wackest jokes in the...
jokes galore has the wackest jokes in the world this site is stupid
   

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