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| Posted by lycanthrope26 on 14-Aug-2005 | Santa Claus, Jolly, Happy and HighOne day, an elf in Santa's workshop is busily working when he sees another
elf handing santa a small green bag with a small little-happy-face sticker
on it.
Now, this elf doesn't look like most. He had black hair, a mustache, and a
big pink-fancy car outback instead of the usual, well...nothing, in fact,
elfs didn't have any form of transportation.
So, he goes up to the strange elf and asks him, "What was that you just
gave Santa?" And the elf replies, "You know why Santa is so happy? Well,
its not just a little tobacco in that brown pipe of his."
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| Posted by Jenks on 14-Aug-2005 | The Amazing CrescanThe Amazing Crescan is going to be putting out an album this Christmas.
It's called, "Your Dreaming of a White Christmas."
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| Posted by usher on 14-Aug-2005 | SantaWhat does a fat man with white beard say to kids?
Ho! Ho! Ho!
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| Posted by Tina B on 14-Aug-2005 | How Does Santa Do It?How does Santa get through such a samll chimney into your house?
Santa is an ant.
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| Posted by SweeTooth on 14-Aug-2005 | Santa ClawsWho wears red and white and roars like a lion?
Santa Claws.
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| Posted by Andree-Anne E. Rivard on 14-Aug-2005 | Jolly NickWhy is Santa Clause so jolly?
Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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