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| Posted by Amanda S. Wilhelm on 08-Aug-2005 | santa clausDo you know why Santa Claus does not have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimmey.
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| Posted by amy on 08-Aug-2005 | Lesbian vampiresWhat did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See you next month!
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| Posted by Gabi A. Mottola on 08-Aug-2005 | Clean joke and a dirty jokeWanna here a clean joke?
I'm takin a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is my next door neighbor.
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| Posted by Roper! on 08-Aug-2005 | Hershey BarsThis pirate had a parrot and all it every said was "Polly wanna cracker." One day the parrot was sitting on the pirate's shoulder and it kept saying "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker."
The pirate said, "This is your warning. If you don't shut up, I'm goin to flush you."
The parrot said, "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wannna cracker."
The pirate said, "That's you being flushed." So the pirate flushes the parrot and the parrot sings "Floating down the river on a Hershey Bar."
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| Posted by L'il Biatch on 08-Aug-2005 | keeping an idiot busythis is how you keep an idiot busy........
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
answer? (repeat)
peat and repeat where on a boat peat fell off who was left?
(your answer will always be repeat and you will always tell a person to "repeat")
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| Posted by Adam R. Culbertson on 08-Aug-2005 | Three men and a little murderThere were three men who worked in this resteraunt. One man was a singer who can only say "MI MI MI". The second man can only say "GOODI GOOODI GOODI GOODI GOODI." The third man was a French chef and the only words he can say in English are "CUT AND CHOP CUT AND CHOP".
One day, a police offcer comes into the restaurant and tells the three men that there has been a murder in this town and asked if any of them committed the murder.
The singer says "MI MI MI", then the police officer asked how he did it, to which the second man replied, "CUT AND CHOP CUT AND CHOP"
Then the shocked officer said "You know your going to jail for this, and the other man said "GOODI GOODI GOODI GOODI GOODI!"
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