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| Posted by KaBoOm on 08-Aug-2005 | ScabsThis guy is having sex with a hooker and he says, "You're so dry."
The hooker replies, "Give me two minutes."
Two minutes later she comes back and they continue. The man says, "That's much better. What did you do?"
The hooker replies, "I picked off the scabs."
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| Posted by Sandi J. Jeter on 08-Aug-2005 | Mickey's divorceWhy did Mickey divorce Minnie?
Because Minnie was fucking goofy.
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| Posted by Toria C on 08-Aug-2005 | A young boyA young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's that guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father," she says.
The kid looks at her funny and asks her, "Then who's that old bald headed fat man who lives with us now?"
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| Posted by Pepper Ann on 08-Aug-2005 | BoomerangQ. How do you get rid of a boomerang?
A: Throw it down a one way street.
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| Posted by Korvak on 08-Aug-2005 | The snooker playerQ. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?
A. To pot the brown.
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| Posted by mat henderson on 08-Aug-2005 | YO MAMA
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT
SHE ROLLED DOWN A BARBIES
CANYON!
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