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():nerd jokes (650): Screwed


Posted by cathy b on 13-Aug-2005

Screwed

Theres a woman on the beach with no arms and no legs.....She starts crying. A man walks over to her and says Miss whats wrong?....She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been hugged. So he picks her up and gives her a hug.....He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks back over and says whats wrong now?.. she says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been kissed....SO he picks her up and kisses her and lays her back down. He walks off and she starts crying again. He walks over and says now whats wrong.?..She says i have no arms and no legs and i have never been screwed...So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says now your screwed!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Just a joke


Posted by Penguin66 on 13-Aug-2005

Just a joke

They are one hundred and 12 monkeys. 50 monkeys are eating.48 monkeys are playing in the trees, 12 monkeys are fighting and a very dumb monkey is reading this passage.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Purple cloud


Posted by Tutti Fruitti on 13-Aug-2005

Purple cloud

well there was 3 girls molly,drancy,socceeer.and they died and went to heaven and if you step in a purple cloud you get bad luck so molly,drancy,and socceer were walking and suddenly molly steps on a purple cloud and says oh shooooot!!!!! i steped on a purple cloud so then an ugly ugly guy comes the worst you can imagine and they hold hands kiss and everything else. so drancy and socceeer were laughing at molly .so suddenly drancy and socceeer were walking and drancy stepped on a purple cloud and the uglest boy more uglyier then the first one and there kissing and holding eachothers hand and socceeer is laughing at her so then socceer is walking and this fine boy come the finest and got with socceeer and molly and drancy got made and they asked him why was he with socceeer and he said " cause i stepped on a purple cloud."
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Yo momma so stupid


Posted by Mike J. Rees on 13-Aug-2005

Yo momma so stupid

your moma is so stupid she brouht a spoon to the superbowl
   

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():nerd jokes (650): The fastest thing in the world


Posted by Grinch on 13-Aug-2005
The fastest thing in the world
Whats the fastest thing in the world?......a fart gos through your pants doesent leave a mark.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Stupid bamboooooo


Posted by Lee Brooks on 13-Aug-2005
Stupid bamboooooo
why does a bamboo does?












ans:it helps the monkey change to a baboon
from:kumar in singapore
   

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