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| Posted by woman driver on 09-Aug-2005 | Self-ExplanatoryAn Irishman walks out of a bar.
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| Posted by Hoochie on 09-Aug-2005 | Give Me A DoubleSo this guy walks into a bar and says, “Gve me two beers.”
The bartender obliges him.
The guy looks into his wallet and says, “Give me two more beers.”
So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.
So the bartender asks, “What's in your wallet that you keep looking at?”
So the man opens his wallet and says, “The more I drink, the prettier my wife gets.”
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| Posted by ~*JeSsIcA*~ on 09-Aug-2005 | One Too ManyAn Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the four blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. ''So, you've been out drinking again!!'' ''What makes you say that?'' he asks, as he puts on an innocent face. ''The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.''
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| Posted by Harriet Uhm on 09-Aug-2005 | The Irishman's WAn Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, “I will give you three wishes.” The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, “I want a beer that never is empty.” With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The man says, “I want two more of these.”
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