Seventh Law of Technical Writing...

Seventh Law of Technical Writing

If it looks easy, it's hard.

If it looks hard, it's impossible.

If it looks impossible, it's due tomorrow. At 8 AM.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Meadow's Maxim...

Meadow's Maxim

You can't push on a rope.

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Bitton's Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics...

Bitton's Postulate on State-Of-The-Art Electronics

If you understand it, it's obsolete.