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():animal jokes (1719): Shark!!!


Posted by Mr Leafy on 14-Aug-2005

Shark!!!

A man stranded on an island builds a raft to try to escape to
another island where people may be living hopeing to get help
back to the America. The man was terribly afraid of sharks so
upon approaching another island, he spots a man and calls out to
him, "are there any sharks in the water?" the second man calls
back "no".

The first man then proceeds to leap into the water so as to swim
ashore, halfway there he yells out to the man on the
island..."why arn't there any sharks in the water?"

The man replys, "Because the alligators ate them."

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Wrong Straw


Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 14-Aug-2005

Wrong Straw

At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoughtfully looking at
the camels. Then he picked up a straw, placed it on the camel's
back and waited. Nothing happed,"Wrong straw," he muttered and
walked away.

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Stupide Ass


Posted by John Smith on 14-Aug-2005

Stupide Ass

You're mamma's so stupide that she sits on the
tv to watch the couch!!!!

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Unique Rabbit


Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 14-Aug-2005

Unique Rabbit

Q: How do you catch a unigue Rabbit

A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit

A: Tame way

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Hamburger Cow


Posted by Canadian seven seven eight on 14-Aug-2005
Hamburger Cow
A hungry cow walked into a Butcher shop.
"Boy, Do I feel like a hamburger." he said.
"You should." said the Butcher with a evil grin.
and the cow was never seen again....

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Angry piggy in the orchard


Posted by Betsy on 14-Aug-2005
Angry piggy in the orchard
The angry piggy went to steal some cherries. It entered the
orchard and climbed a cherry tree and started to eat...
The ranger sees the angry piggy and shouts to it: "What the heck
are you doing up there?". The angry piggy answered: "I'm eating
apples!"
The ranger: "Don't try to foul me, you're up in a cherry tree!"
The angry piggy: "Yeah, but i brought apples with me from
home..."

   

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