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Siamese Twins in England

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the other one could drive.

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	():nerd jokes (650): Dealing with moles

Posted by Rebecca L. O'Quinn on 13-Aug-2005

Dealing with moles

Man: Did you kill that mole in my garden?

Gardener: Yes sir, i did

Man: Good, i hope you disposed of the body

Gardener: I did sir, i buried him alive

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	():nerd jokes (650): The Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making...

Posted by Nickie M. Necsefr on 07-Aug-2005

The Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making...

The Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

10. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

9. "Feel the force!"

8. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

6. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."

5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? Who's your Jedi Master?"

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	():nerd jokes (650): The Inventor...

Posted by Bradley H. Stanley on 12-Aug-2005

The Inventor...

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."

"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"

"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.

"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"

"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

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