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| Posted by Cyberventurer on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign in an Acapulco Hotel:Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
Sign in a Norwegian lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further."
Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
Sign in a veterinary's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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| Posted by Tim Whittenberger on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign on music teachers' door:Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin."
Sign at the electic company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
Sign in beauty shop window: "Dye now!"
Sign on a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
Sign at a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
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| Posted by Savannah S. David on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Soft & Genital Bath Tissues Or Facial Tissue
89 Cents
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| Posted by GoofyGirl on 07-Aug-2005 | On the wall of a Baltimore estate:...On the wall of a Baltimore estate:
"Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
- Sisters of Mercy"
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| Posted by HOMER J. SIMPSON on 07-Aug-2005 | Seen on a hypochondriac's tombstone:...Seen on a hypochondriac's tombstone:
"I told you I was sick."
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| Posted by Elby on 07-Aug-2005 | In an East African newspaper:...In an East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking
shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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