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| Posted by Mara - on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
115. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
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| Posted by Angie Baby on 10-Aug-2005 | The Lion Sleeps TonightThe Weenie Whacker Song
To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
In the bedroom...the quiet bedroom
The Bobbitt sleeps tonight...
In the kitchen...the downstairs kitchen
Loraina grabs her knife...
(chorus)
Weenie wacker weenie wacker
Weenie wacker weenie wacker
Slashed his pee pee...his tiny pee pee
It left a nasty scar
Stuck his rocket into her pocket
And drove off in the car...
(repeat chorus)
Out the window...the Nissan window
She threw his shuttlecock
Then the cops came and found the unit
And outlined it with chalk...
(repeat chorus until sent to your room)
In the cooler...the Playmate cooler
They packed it up real tight
the doctor patched it...and reattached it
It still don't work quite right...
(repeat chorus until spanked)
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| Posted by Zack Kirton on 12-Aug-2005 | Tea TimeSomething to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get a
coffee break?
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| Posted by Samantha kicks arse on 13-Aug-2005 | Da niggawhat do you if its the middle of the night and you see your TV floating in the air?
You say"drop it nigga!!!!"
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| Posted by Vegitto on 13-Aug-2005 | Moma in the toiletyour momma is so stupid she locked herself in the toilet and peed her pants
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