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A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

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	():bar jokes (2610): 2 men on top off a building

Posted by Bill Scoby on 12-Aug-2005

2 men on top off a building

To men are at the top of a building having a drink,and one says to the other i bet you i can jump out this window and in 5 seconds jump back in.\"NEVER\" the man says. so the man jumps out and jumps back in, so the other man says i bet i can, so he jumps out falls and dies, the barmaid comes u to the other man and says u an be a silly boy when your drunk superman

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	():bar jokes (2610): I will tell you a joke

Posted by Faisal Moussly on 12-Aug-2005

I will tell you a joke

well i will tell you somthing dirty a boy fell in mud i will tell you somthing clean the boy had a barthwith bubbels and i will tell you somthing sick bubbels is the girl next door

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	():bar jokes (2610): Armless...Legless...HELPLESS!!

Posted by Holly M. Whitermore on 12-Aug-2005

Armless...Legless...HELPLESS!!

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on a beach when three beutiful women approched him.
The women took pity on him and the first women asked,
"Have you ever been hugged?".The man shakes his head.."No" , so the women bends down and gives him a hug.
The second women asked,
"Have you ever been kissed? ".Again the man shakes his head.."No " , so the women bends down and gives him a kiss.
The third women asked,
"Have you ever been fucked?".The man says "no" , his eyes lighting up.
"You are now" ,she says"the tides coming in!".

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