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| Posted by Tommy K. Barf on 10-Aug-2005 | Skid marksQ: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd.
fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 10-Aug-2005 | Alex Ferguson and GodQ: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
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| Posted by Ricky A. Seidle on 10-Aug-2005 | Man U supportersQ: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.
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| Posted by fishpie on 10-Aug-2005 | Beckham and Posh SpiceQ: What do Beckham and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: Both are f**ing bad singers!!!
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| Posted by Ian Morris on 10-Aug-2005 | Birth controlQ: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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| Posted by Foxy Mama on 10-Aug-2005 | Michael BarrymoreMichael barrymore has offered manchester united ??1 million pounds to play as
their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 a******* jumping
up and down.
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