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| Posted by Lexi M. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | SlowTEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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| Posted by Charlie Nielsen on 09-Aug-2005 | Me!TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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| Posted by sexy mole on 09-Aug-2005 | TablesTEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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| Posted by Kayla Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Class questionsA teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"
The teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"
And finally the teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"
And Little Johnny replied, "Fucking homework and tests!"
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| Posted by estelle on 09-Aug-2005 | Perfect penisThere is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?"
The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch.
Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?"
The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis."
The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods.
The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"
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| Posted by Tia Rusin on 09-Aug-2005 | Dad's jobA teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"
Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue, and shit on the carpet."
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