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():funny definitions (324): Slowpoke...


Posted by kewl duwde on 07-Aug-2005

Slowpoke...

Slowpoke

How turtles make love.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Porridge...


Posted by Tamara Davis on 07-Aug-2005

Porridge...

Porridge (noun)

Thick oatmeal.

Rarely found on American tables as children now have the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words "putrid", "horrid" and "sludge".


   

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():funny definitions (324): Auto Biography...


Posted by Charlie Nielsen on 07-Aug-2005

Auto Biography...

Auto Biography (noun)

The life story of a car.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Quarkbar...


Posted by Peter Gundermann on 07-Aug-2005

Quarkbar...

Quarkbar

The candy with flavour and charm.

   

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():funny definitions (324): WIFE...


Posted by Matthew Moulton on 07-Aug-2005
WIFE...
WIFE (Acronym)

Washing Ironing, Food and Entertainment

   

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():funny definitions (324): Inoculatte...


Posted by Mike Miller on 07-Aug-2005
Inoculatte...
Inoculatte

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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