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| Posted by John C. Kober on 14-Aug-2005 | Small WorldTwo guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking
their time and are slowing the men down.
So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can
play through." He starts walking toward them, but about halfway there, he
turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.
He replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress.
Why don't you go talk to them?"
So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns
around.
When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?" To this he
replies, "It's a small world."
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| Posted by cs on 10-Aug-2005 | Aerobics Instructor HumorQ. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered
professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do aerobics instructors and people who make bacon have in common?
A. They both tear hams into shreds.
Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor
all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.
Q. What do you call an aerobics instructor who doesn't cause pain and agony?
A. Unemployed.
Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
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| Posted by mooseman on 14-Aug-2005 | Randy Moss JokeWhat is the difference between Randy Moss and a dollar.
You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
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| Posted by mark m. miller on 10-Aug-2005 | Goalkeeper's favourite snackWhat is a goal keeper's favorite snack?
Beans on post!
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| Posted by Arjun Landes on 10-Aug-2005 | Captain HookHow did Captain Hook die?
Jock itch.
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| Posted by DJ Kooney on 12-Aug-2005 | Saddam is still aliveFollowing the most recent coalition bombing raid Saddam appeared in a videoed address to the Iraqi people:
\"...and to prove I am still alive I will say the Liverpool played shite on Saturday\".
A spokesman for the British Goverment said \"That proves nothing - it could have been recorded months ago\".!
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