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| Posted by Vince Carter!!! on 09-Aug-2005 | Smart pillsAs most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school.
They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable.
It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.
He was on the bus where he normally gets his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it. He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible making yum yum noises.
The bully without asking snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked, "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?"
"Well, they're smart pills."
"Smart pills?" the bully asked. Then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.
"Pweeuuweppblahhh!!" he reacted. "What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit shit!!"
"See, you're getting smarter already."
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| Posted by Danny Landau on 10-Aug-2005 | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZThere was a little boy who wanted to know the alphabet. He went to his teacher
and said "Teacher, teach me the alphabet, but make it quick 'cause I have to go
to the bathroom. "Okay," she said. "Recite the alphabet, please." (read this
part carefully) "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ," "where's the "P" asks the teacher.
"running down my leg," answers the boy.
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| Posted by vic Lee on 08-Aug-2005 | Blueberry HillLittle Johnny walked into his class and the teacher asked where he had been. he replied, "On blueberry hill."
The teacher, still confused, said, "Ok... have a seat." Another boy walked in and the teacher asked, "Where have you been." he replied, "On blueberry hill."
The teacher grumbled a bit and continued class. Enevtually, a girl walked in and the teacher said, "Let me guess... You were on blueberry hill."
The girl replied "No, but how did you know my name was Blueberry Hill?"
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| Posted by Richard Pratt on 09-Aug-2005 | Dirty ErnieDirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and saw two dogs screwing in the school yard. He jumped up and hollered, "Hey, everyone! look at that!"
The teacher ran to the window and pulled the blind.
A little girl in the front row said, "Teacher, what was those two dogs doing?
The teacher said that the dog on top had a broken leg, and the dog on the bottom was helping him get home.
Dirty Ernie then said, "Teacher, ain't that just like life, you try to help someone out and end up getting screwed?"
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| Posted by Jo Stepin on 09-Aug-2005 | Spelling test"I've just had the most awful time", said the boy to his friends.
"First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave my hypodermics, and, to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy".
"Wow! How did you pull through ?", asked his friends.
"I don't know," the boy replied...continuing, "it was the toughest Spelling Test I ever had!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing
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| Posted by Katie Earle on 11-Aug-2005 | Ya mamma is so skinnyYa mamma is so skinny that when she ate a meatball she thought she was pregnant.
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