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| Posted by KharmaQueen on 09-Aug-2005 | SmartMy dad gave me one dollar bill.
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters,
'Cause two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters,
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes, I guess he don't know
That three is more than two!
Just then, along came old blind Bates.
And just 'cause he can't see,
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!
And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs.
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!
And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks.
And closed his eyes and shook his head,
Too proud of me to speak!
Submitted by Tantilazing
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Josh Price on 09-Aug-2005 | SurpriseA farmer is working away in his yard when his son comes running around the corner and shouts at his dad, "Dad, the bulls fu**ing the cow."
His father replies, "No son, you don't say that. You say the bull is suprising the cow."
The son says, "OK," and runs off.
Two hours later the farmer's son runs across to his dad and says "Dad, dad, the bulls fu**ing the cow again."
His father says "No son, I've told you, you say the bull is surprising the cow."
The lad runs off again.
The next day the farmer is busy at work, his little lad runs up and shouts, "Dad the bull's surprising the cow."
His father replies, "Now that's a good lad."
The son says "No, no dad. The bull really is suprising the cow. It's fu**ing the horse."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing, yisman and Curtis
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| Posted by Lexi M. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | SlowTEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by Charlie Nielsen on 09-Aug-2005 | Me!TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by sexy mole on 09-Aug-2005 | TablesTEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by Kayla Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Class questionsA teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"
The teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"
And finally the teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"
And Little Johnny replied, "Fucking homework and tests!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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