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| Posted by Kiks on 09-Aug-2005 | Software engineeringAt a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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| Posted by Aimee C. Goldberg on 09-Aug-2005 | Speeding ticketA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together."
"Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to you!?"
Submitted by Sherri
Edited by Yisman
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| Posted by nate f. gayfag on 09-Aug-2005 | Angle of arrivalThe probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.
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| Posted by The Metroid on 09-Aug-2005 | Great landingEveryone knows a 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away.
But a 'great' landing is one after which you can use the airplane again.
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| Posted by Xandi on 09-Aug-2005 | BeckhamDavid Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.
Victoria admiringly watching her husband.
After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.
Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.
David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.
Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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| Posted by Christopher L. Eloy on 09-Aug-2005 | Price of gasI'm not sure if my local gas station owner is being a good business person or just trying to maximize his exploiting of the price of gasoline. His full service line now includes a drive up window to a loan officer.
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