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():funny definitions (324): Someone


Posted by Andree-Anne E. Rivard on 09-Aug-2005

Someone

Someone you hire to clean out the icebox.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Auditor


Posted by Barry G. Wood on 09-Aug-2005

Auditor

Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.



Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Lesbian


Posted by alison robichaux on 09-Aug-2005

Lesbian

Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.
   

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():funny definitions (324): The


Posted by Paul C. Rudge on 09-Aug-2005

The

The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Calorie


Posted by Nicole Calabrese on 09-Aug-2005
Calorie
Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by
the average individual prior to taking a second helping
of a particular food.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Lottery


Posted by Bill D. Williams on 09-Aug-2005
Lottery
A tax on people who are bad at math.
   

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