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| Posted by imadumbass9889 on 07-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest..."Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest people on earth, but only
when they're in space."
- Alan Smithee
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():funny quotes (263): Never take a job where winter winds can blow... |
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| Posted by Kaveh C. Mohebbi on 07-Aug-2005 | Never take a job where winter winds can blow...Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
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():funny quotes (263): The great secret of success is to go through... |
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| Posted by Raven Walkus on 07-Aug-2005 | The great secret of success is to go through...The great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer
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():funny quotes (263): I found out why cats drink out of the toilet.... |
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| Posted by Cordelia Montgomery-Williams on 07-Aug-2005 | I found out why cats drink out of the toilet....I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me
it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother
know THAT?
- Wendy Liebman
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():funny quotes (263): "I love the lines the men use to get us into... |
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| Posted by Briman B. Briman on 07-Aug-2005 | "I love the lines the men use to get us into..."I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put
it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?"
- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)
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| Posted by JoJo C on 07-Aug-2005 | Always pull up survey stakes....Always pull up survey stakes.
- George Hayduke
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