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| Posted by Jessica C on 07-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching..."Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
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():funny quotes (263): I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...... |
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| Posted by pete imaman on 07-Aug-2005 | I learned to put the [toilet] seat down......I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...
it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
- Ralph Noble
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():funny quotes (263): "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or... |
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| Posted by Scavenger. on 07-Aug-2005 | "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or..."What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for
the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line
"a mind is a terrible thing to waste"
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():funny quotes (263): A man with one watch knows what time it is.... |
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():funny quotes (263): "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean... |
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| Posted by William G. Jenkins on 07-Aug-2005 | "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean..."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching
magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation, Inc, 1989
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():funny quotes (263): A life without tragedy would not be worth... |
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| Posted by Labblue* on 07-Aug-2005 | A life without tragedy would not be worth...A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
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