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| Posted by Norske Swen on 10-Aug-2005 | Sooner...A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used
to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree
in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in.
at last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
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| Posted by slut j/k on 10-Aug-2005 | 3 babies talking.There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in
the grocery store check-out line.
The first little baby says, "Ugh, look at this - my mom just bought strained
plums!"
The second baby says, "You think that's bad - my mom just bought strained
peas!"
And the third baby says... "You think you guys got it bad?
How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars.
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| Posted by ~::Angel::~ on 10-Aug-2005 | If a frog parks.Q. What happens when a frog parks illegally?
A. It gets toad!
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| Posted by Mike - on 10-Aug-2005 | AnniversaryOn their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage
daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned. After
returning home, the couple saw that the dining room table was beautifully set
with china, crystal and candles. There was a note that read: "Your dessert is in
the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we
wouldn't do!"
"I suppose," the husband responded, "we could vacuum . . ."
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| Posted by JumperJAS on 10-Aug-2005 | Tired On 1 AprilWhy were the Scouts so tired on April 1?
Because they had just finished a 31 day March!
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| Posted by Patrick Reyes on 10-Aug-2005 | Dad's Fat!!This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound
coming from his parent??™s room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says,
"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your
bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh... well...ah.... well I'm bouncing
on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each
day and blows him back up!"
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