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| Posted by phillip on 11-Aug-2005 | Spanish delicacyOne day an american guy visits spain.after watching an exciting bull fight,he goes into a restaurant for dinner.while he waits for his meal, a waitor walks by with a steaming plate of food. the american guy asks the waitor what it is. the waitor relpies that it is bulls testicles from thefight. wlling to try anything once, the american orders one for the next day......
the next afternoon, the american walks into the restaurant and sits down to his meal. when he sees the waitor, hetells him they are delicious, but why are they so much smaller than the ones yesterday? then the waitor tells him, sometimes the bull wins!
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| Posted by lauren h. houston on 11-Aug-2005 | Whats for dinnerThere was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, The white guy said "If I have pizza for lunch one more time i am going to kill myself" The black guy said"If I have corndogs
for lunch one more time I am going to kill myself" Then the aggie said "if I have a ham sandwitch one more time I am going to kill myself" Next Day The white guy looked in his lunch box the went and shot himself. the black guy looked in his lunch box and then shot himself. the aggie looked in his lunchbox and then went and shothimself.
Later that day the police told their wifes the white guys wife said he should of just asked for something diffrent the black guys wife said the samething the aggies wife said I dont know why he shot himself he makes his own lunch!
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| Posted by Jayla M. McLeod on 11-Aug-2005 | FoodQ:hear about the carrot that died??
A:there was a big turnup at the funeral
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| Posted by VieTAnGeL on 11-Aug-2005 | CashKnock-Knock
Who's there?
cash!
cash who?
No, darling I prefer peanuts.
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| Posted by Kate Sugar Gal on 11-Aug-2005 | Matrimonial MelonsQ: Why couldn't the two melons run away to get married?
A: Because they cantelope.
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| Posted by sweet thang i on 11-Aug-2005 | The Final AnswerA chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning
against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile
on its face.
The egg, looking decidedly unhappy, grabs the sheet and rolls over
and says, "Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT
question!"
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