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| Posted by BILLY B. PLOTTER on 07-Aug-2005 | Speaking of being stuck on one address, my...Speaking of being stuck on one address, my professor once told this
tale of misoptimization, quite possibly apocryphal. It seems these
computer architects were looking to speed up their machine. They looked
at their dynamic instruction counts and picked a branch instruction
that was heavily used. After fixing the microcode they started up the
system again and noticed NO improvement in speed. Turns out the branch
was used by the idle loop in the scheduler. All they did was make the
CPU spin its wheels faster.
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():nerd jokes (650): The reason computer chips are so small is... |
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| Posted by Derek K. Lewis on 07-Aug-2005 | The reason computer chips are so small is...The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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| Posted by Jeff R. Janney on 13-Aug-2005 | Dumbass RedneckOne Day A fat Redneck walks into a bar And Orders a Beer. Once the bartender Brings him his beer He stands up and Pisses in it. The Bartender Perplexed ask "Why did u piss in ur beer". The man Replies This isnt my Drink. The Bartender says "o playing a prank eh"? The guy Replies "Ya" Ive put gold in the bottom of the class". "Gold? the Bartender says Thats not urine"? Quickly the bartender swoops down the drink. and is dissapointed not to find gold. The man smiles And hands the Bartender a note. "Toldya I was playing a prank u dumbass".
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():nerd jokes (650): T-Shirt of the future #385:... |
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| Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 12-Aug-2005 | Nok noknok nok ! whose there? banana banana who? nok nok whose there banana banana who? nok nok let me guess its banana? Nope ok i\'ll anwser the door then. WHO IS IT THIS TIME? Its Orange. OH YEAH ORANGE WHO? Orange you glad i didn\'t say banana ?
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