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| Posted by kornyhiv ripper on 09-Aug-2005 | SpeedingThe cop got out of his car and went over to the other vehicle.
The kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well... I got here as fast as I could!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Jason A. Romig on 09-Aug-2005 | Airline foodThe nice thing about airlines???‚¬?„? in-flight meals is that there???‚¬?„?s no confusion about the quality of the food.
The best and the worst tastes exactly the same.
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| Posted by Brendan Cross on 09-Aug-2005 | BackwardsPaddy went to a riding stable and hired a horse.
"Hold on for a moment," said the assistant as he helped him on to the horse, "aren't you putting the saddle on backwards?"
"Why, you don't even know which way I want to go!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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| Posted by BILLY B. PLOTTER on 09-Aug-2005 | Bono & hitchhikersBono is known as charitable but he???‚¬?„?s cautious too. I mean, he???‚¬?„?ll pick up hitchhikers then make them ride in the trunk.
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| Posted by Kathryn Ellis on 09-Aug-2005 | AppearanceOn a flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights.
This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.
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| Posted by Adam R. Culbertson on 09-Aug-2005 | MaroonedA boat carrying blue paint and a boat carrying red paint collided in the middle of the ocean.
What happened to the crew?
They were marooned.
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