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():funny definitions (324): Squirt The Bird...


Posted by Anna F. Greble on 07-Aug-2005

Squirt The Bird...

Squirt The Bird (verb)

To transmit a signal up to a satellite. "Crew and talent are ready...what time do we squirt the bird?"

   

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():funny definitions (324): Windows95...


Posted by Aimeekat on 07-Aug-2005

Windows95...

Windows95 (noun)

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

   

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():funny definitions (324): APPLE...


Posted by chris J. gomez on 07-Aug-2005

APPLE...

APPLE (Acronym)

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

   

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():funny definitions (324): Man...


Posted by DancingGal on 07-Aug-2005

Man...

Man

A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Clothes Dryer...


Posted by chris magee on 07-Aug-2005
Clothes Dryer...
Clothes Dryer (noun)

A household appliance designed to eat socks.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Swimming Pool...


Posted by Holly Burkett on 07-Aug-2005
Swimming Pool...
Swimming Pool

A mob of people with water in it.

   

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