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| Posted by Jau on 10-Aug-2005 | St. Peter and the SlammerAn exasperated mother whose child was always getting into mischief, finally
asked, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"
The child thought it over, "Well," the youngster said, "I'll just run in and
out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For
heaven's save, come in or stay out!"
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| Posted by Nicki Escudero on 10-Aug-2005 | Thank you LordA woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I don't know what to say," the little girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman said.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite
all these people to dinner?"
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| Posted by Caitlin l. Lopez on 10-Aug-2005 | Grace before ...The Jones family invited Minister Chubb??™s over for Sunday dinner.
As they were about to dig in the minister said, "I'm now going to pray over
the meal."
Little Timmy jumped in and said, "Relax, Reverend. Mom's cooking isn't all
that bad."
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| Posted by Amy Hakwkins on 10-Aug-2005 | Prayer from the HeartA 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer,
thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God
for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and
uncles.
Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the
dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, especially
the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If
I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
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| Posted by Grace Littlehales on 10-Aug-2005 | Praying Without CeasingBefore our grandson Erik was 2 years old, he had learned that prayers ended
with "amen." At a prayer meeting, he got tired of a long prayer by one of the
petitioners and politely said, "amen." But the prayer did not stop.
Erik must have felt he'd had enough, for after while he repeated loudly, "I
said amen!"
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| Posted by Jokester Jeff on 10-Aug-2005 | The Lord's PrayerA mother was teaching her three-year-old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For
several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she
said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully
enunciated each word right up to the end.
"And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail,
Amen."
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