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| Posted by taryn on 11-Aug-2005 | Strage Eating HabitsA mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's
strange eating habits.
"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax.
What will happen to her, doctor?," the mother inquired.
"Eventually," said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
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| Posted by coucool slim (moe dog) on 08-Aug-2005 | FOODWhat's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, and the other's a crack snacker.
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| Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 11-Aug-2005 | GrossOne day i was at the library and i was just standing there and hten i blew out thisbig wet juicy fart i was dripping down my legs then it started turning a green and yellow colour it looked good enough to eat so i whipped down my pants and started eating it it was like a taste of heaven some off you people out there with wet farts should try them some day i would also like to conclude.
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| Posted by *rach* on 09-Aug-2005 | Purchasing power of burgersCologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.
The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.
The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.
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| Posted by Ulax B. Cool on 09-Aug-2005 | The family of tomatoesA family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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| Posted by K F on 09-Aug-2005 | An error publishing an articleFrom Reuters News Service:
Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms. They even provided a helpful photograph so amateur mushroom hounds could find their own growing in the wild. Unfortunately, the photograph instead showed Destroying Angels, which are deadly when eaten.
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