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| Posted by Lee Brooks on 13-Aug-2005 | Stupid bamboooooowhy does a bamboo does?
ans:it helps the monkey change to a baboon
from:kumar in singapore
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| Posted by Rachael Barbutes on 13-Aug-2005 | Henry Charlie and GeorgeHenry was placed againt the wall and just before the order to shoot was given,he yelled out "Earthquake!" The firing sqouad panicked.In confusion. Henry jumped over the wall and escaped Charlie was next, And while the squad reassembled , he ponderedwhat henry had done..Before they could shoot, he shouted, "Tornado!" again the sqouad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety. Last in line was George. He tought, I see the pattern here.Just scream out a disaster and hope over the wall.As the firing squad raised their rifles and took aim George grinned smugly and yelled "FIRE!"
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| Posted by RICK S on 13-Aug-2005 | Tit eaterOne day i was at school,it was lunch time,suddenly my teacher Mrs.Rosolak put soup on her tits and started eating them.Boy she must be an idiot with mental problems.
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| Posted by Mark Julia on 13-Aug-2005 | JohnOne day John was at the doctor trying to quit smoking."now"said the doctor "the nurse will come with ciggares you say blah".when the nurse came John said"blah"."purfect"said the doctor.Suddenly John took a ciggar and lit it.What are you doing?"asked the doctor"what was that blah for then?"."for the nurse" replied John.
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| Posted by A M on 13-Aug-2005 | HeatI threw a ciggerate out my window it landed on the ground any you started saying clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
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():nerd jokes (650): The man that fell in the river |
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| Posted by Bryce m. Reineman on 13-Aug-2005 | The man that fell in the rivera man was walking allong a river back and he sliped and he fell in so this guy called george pulled him to the edge of the river and ten muinets later the medics got him the started giving him mouth to mouth and george was still watching half an hour past and water was still coming out of tis guys mouth an hour later water was still coming out of this guys mouth so george says "try taking his arse out of the water"
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