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| Posted by Jimmy Liu on 13-Aug-2005 | Stupid president
Theres these 3 people on a plane the president of the United States a boy and a priest the plane is about to crash there are only 2 parashots the prsident said i should go im the smartest in the world. So the priset said you go kid i had a good life no u go no u go kid we can both go the stupid ass president took my book bag.
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| Posted by Lando Calrrissian on 13-Aug-2005 | You So UglyU so dumb u thought a quarter was a dollar
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():nerd jokes (650): You are so stupid............... |
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| Posted by John C. Kober on 13-Aug-2005 | You are so stupid...............you are so stupid:
1.you starved to death in a grociery store.
2.you put lipstick on your forehead just to make up your mind.
3.when you picked up a stray dog you called it kitty.
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| Posted by Eagle on 13-Aug-2005 | Cliff ShitOnce there was an english-man, an Irish-man and a Moari-man. They were all standing on a cliff, when you ran and jumped off it, you say something and thats what you land in. The English-man runs, jumps and says Jewelery! And lands in jewerely, then the Irish-man runs,jumps an d says gold! and sure enough lands in gold, then lastly the Moari-man wants a good ol run up, as he does he stubbs his toe and says "SHIT!" and Hey Hoe What do ya know he lands in a big fat juicy turd!
Written By Liam Northcott, New Zealand age 11
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| Posted by David Baughman on 13-Aug-2005 | Your mommas so stupidyo mommas so stupid that she climbed over a clear wall to see what was on the other side!
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| Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 13-Aug-2005 | What an idiotA wife told her husband he needed to learn some new english words. So he went to a space station and learned the term "take off". So then he went to a zoo and learned the word "zebra". Finally he went to a hospital and learned the word "baby". So he went home, and his wife said, "So what words did you learn?" He replied, "Take of ze bra baby!"
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