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():nerd jokes (650): Stupid slut!


Posted by Robetta Zuck on 12-Aug-2005

Stupid slut!

ok. all my friends were at this dance, then this girl was dancing all slutty and she had alot of rolls, so my friend\'s sister was telling my friend to go say something to her. so he walks up to the girl and says \'rolls are supposed to be in a bakery, not over your pants!\' then the stupid girl said at least i\'m not wearing a thong!
that was the stupidest comeback! and what guy would wear a thong??? and SHE was wearing a thong! it was soo idiotick!!!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): HUH? oops.


Posted by deedle on 12-Aug-2005

HUH? oops.

One day 3 guys are captured by 3 canibals. The canibals told them that they had to go into the woods and bring back 100 ping pong balls and they would not eat the one(s) who comes with all 100 pings pong balls.

The first guy is a balck man, They tell him to go into the woods and bring back the ping pong balls they asked for or they will eat him and goes into the woods and comes back 3 months later with only 40 ping pong balls. So the canibals eat him.

The second guy is a white man, They tell him to go into the woods and bring back the ping pong balls they asked for or they will eat him also, and he goes into the woods and comes back a year later with only 60 ping pong balls. So the canibals eat him too.

The third guy is an Asian man and has very bad hearing. They tell him to go into the woods and bring back the ping pong balls they asked for or they will eat him too. He goes into the woods and comes back 3 years later and has two gigantic balls in the sack that they gave him.

The canibals are looking very cerious as they ask him if he got the ping pong balls.

The man replies\" PING PONG BALLS! I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONG BALLS!!\"
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Your muma so supid


Posted by Twiggy Ramirez on 12-Aug-2005

Your muma so supid

your muma so supid she sits on the tv and watches the chair
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Somthing Fishy


Posted by Tiki Tiki Bird on 12-Aug-2005

Somthing Fishy

Q:What Did The Little Girl Try To Do to The Little Fish?

A: Drowned It Lol
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Crap,shutup,and manners


Posted by bourban on 12-Aug-2005
Crap,shutup,and manners
there were three guys riding in a car. all of thier names were crap,shutup,and manners.
they all got out of the car and crap got out and trip over a rock and manners stayed with him while shutup went looking for help.
finally he found a cop and the cop said what is your name son and he said shutup.and then the cop said what is yer name son on last time.and then he said shutup. then the cop said were is yer manners and then he said down the road picking up crap.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): A pretty nifty joke


Posted by MOS on 12-Aug-2005
A pretty nifty joke
why is the pig eating so fast , because he is hungry
   

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