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| Posted by Japeloup on 08-Aug-2005 | stupidyo mama so stupid tried to enter a stupid contest and they siad no perfessionals can play
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| Posted by oog oog on 08-Aug-2005 | Whos driving?A black a puertorican and a hispanic are all in a car. Whos's driving?
The cops.
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| Posted by Matthew Smith on 08-Aug-2005 | your mom is so pooryour mom is so old whan you tried to suck her titie powder came out
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| Posted by Sara N. Johnson on 08-Aug-2005 | dumb blondethere was a brunette and a blond they walked into a bar. the 5:00 O clock news was on . the news said that a man was going to commite suicide. the brunette said i bet $50 that the man is going to jump. the blonde says ok!. they find out that the man did jump so when the brunette was going to collect the money she said that she couldnt take it because she saw the 3:00 news and she saw that he was going to junp. the blonde said so did i but i didnt think he would do it again.
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| Posted by Aimee C. Goldberg on 08-Aug-2005 | your mom ayour mom its so hairy her legs got bangs
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| Posted by Richard Pratt on 09-Aug-2005 | RattlesnakeAn infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics.
That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes.
Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition to counter this danger, as several men had already been bitten.
So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes that the post commander demanded that every officer and NCO who had shot at a snake present the dead snake as
proof that the expenditure of rounds was justifiable.
The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted a shoe box on his desk.
He opened it, revealing a sleepy and sluggish, but very live, rattlesnake.
Inside the box were twenty expended cartridges, and a short note.
The note said, "I missed!"
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