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| Posted by Curt D. Hager on 13-Aug-2005 | Tanning his privatesThere was a male bodybuilder who was tanning. He was looking in a mirror naked one day, and noticed his penis wasn't tanned. He suddenly got an idea. He went to the beach, and covered himself with sand, except for his penis.
Two old ladies passed, and one said, Damn injustice! The other one said why.
The first one said:
- at 15 I was curious about it
- at 20, I got it constantly
- at 30 I asked for it
- at 40, I begged for it
- at 50, I paid for it
- at 60, I prayed for it
- at 70, I forgot about it
And at 80, they are growing wild, and I'm too young to squat!
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| Posted by iRiShBaBi Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | The Boy
there was a boy, he didn't know any word
so one day his mum said go buy a bun, a bucket and a
cockerspaniel
so he went to the bakery and said can i please have a bum
and the baker said don't you mean a bun and the boy yes yes.
then he went to the super market and said can i please have a
fucket
and then the man said don,t you mean a bucket the boy yes yes.
then he went to the pet shop and said may i please and cock and
spank it and then the women said don,t you mean a cockerspaniel
the boy said yes please.
he was on the bus home and the cockerspaniel jumped out the
window and he went to bus driver and said may you please hold my
bum and fucket while i go get my cock and spank it.
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| Posted by Shameka Moore on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 men on a desert island3 men were stuck on an island. Using their nearly dead GPS they
find out land is only 100 miles from that island. After finding
this out the GPS dies. The first guy says "Well, I guess we
could swim." So he sets off. He swims 10 miles, collapes, and
drowns. The second guy go 25 miles, collapes, and drowns. The
third guy goes 50 miles then says, "I'm getting tired, I think
I'll go back."
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| Posted by Huzzah2k on 14-Aug-2005 | Kickme signSome people say they where born with a silver spoon in thier
mouth.I think that I was born with a "Kickme sign" on my back.
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| Posted by E G on 14-Aug-2005 | Grose...You know whats grose... Seeing two vampires fight over a bloody
tampon!
You know whats groser than that... Finding a used condom at the
bottom of a mayonnaise jar...
you know whats groser than that... When you open the
refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
You know whats groser than that... Siting on your grandpa's lap
when he pops a boner
You know whats even groser than that... SITTING ON YOUR
GRANDMA's LAP AND SHE POP A BONER!
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| Posted by Alan Kovacs on 14-Aug-2005 | The Road to SucksessOnce while driving down a road a man saw a ladder with a sign
reading "The Road to Sucksess" he had just been fired and it
seemed like a good idea. He got the first landing and there was
a
very pretty woman standing there. He then saw her went higher
and thought, "I bet the higher I go the hotter a woman there
will be!" So he went another story and sure enough a hotter
woman than before stood there waving to him. Now he was really
excited and climbed as fast as he could, every story having a
hotter and hotter woman. So finally he got to the finnal floor.
He looked around but the onlything he could see was a tall,
fat,hairy, smelly man, who then said, "Hi I'm Sess."
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