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Tax Adage

Remember folks:

- A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

- A tax is a fine for doing well.

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	():funny quotes (263): Coffee Quote

Posted by Silly One on 13-Aug-2005

Coffee Quote

"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity."

-- Dave Barry

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	():funny quotes (263): I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone....

Posted by CuteCat on 07-Aug-2005

I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone....

I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone.

- Steven Wright

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	():funny quotes (263): Rep. Dick Armey on Bill Clinton

Posted by Pimp Daddy on 14-Aug-2005

Rep. Dick Armey on Bill Clinton

Nominated for quote of the year is this statement made by Rep. Dick Armey,
who when asked if he were in the Presidents place, would he resign,
responded:

"If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I
would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey standing over
me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'"

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