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| Posted by Rebecca M on 13-Aug-2005 | Teachers jokesQ. why did the teacher have to were sunglasses in school?
A. because the students were so bright.
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| Posted by Cassie Hart on 13-Aug-2005 | PolicemanWhat did the policeman sat to his stomach
your under a vest
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| Posted by Cyberventurer on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
162. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
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| Posted by DiAnA O on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
124. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What do you think you are? A king?"
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():school humor (1428): The following are only learned from college |
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| Posted by jake raven on 09-Aug-2005 | The following are only learned from college101. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.
102. You spend a ridiculous amount of time pondering the mystery of whether the cafeteria Lucky Charms are the real thing.
103. People magazine is your deep philosophical reading material.
104. You begin to subdivide your room into sections such as den, library, etc. to make it sound like a house.
105. All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send up some cookies.
106. You never realized how quiet your house was.
107. Dishes aren't dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and/or mold in them.
108. Printers only break down when you desperately need them.
109. You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.
110. Your life will never be the same again.
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| Posted by Danelle L. Sandella on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
57. Take your roommate's pillow and put a water ballon inside of it.
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