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| Posted by Jayla M. McLeod on 12-Aug-2005 | Teachers(Q) why do teachers where dark glasses.
(A) because the pupils are so bright.
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| Posted by Pumpkin Pie on 12-Aug-2005 | Jelly beanslife is like a bag of jelly beans. no-one likes the black ones.
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| Posted by Alex Rubner on 12-Aug-2005 | Hunger painQ; Why when your hungry do you not feel like some foods?
.............................................................................A; Because you are not food your (hopefully) a human.
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| Posted by Mafia on 12-Aug-2005 | Lemon Meringue PieJuliet: Romeo, do you love me?
Romeo: Of course I do!
Juliet: Prove it!
Romeo: How do I do that?
Juliet: Whisper something soft and lovely in my ear.
Romeo: Lemon meringue pie
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| Posted by Prosthetic Head on 12-Aug-2005 | ToothpickWhat do you call a woman with a toothpick up her bum?
Olive.
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| Posted by Roy A. Pitta on 12-Aug-2005 | Why do farts smell?...Why do farts smell?
For the benefit of the deaf!
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