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| Posted by Bradley H. Stanley on 09-Aug-2005 | The Australian ChristmasHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Sweating his fat away
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Water-skis on his sleigh
Never have a white Christmas
When you in Melbourne live
Wearing hot pants on the beach
When you your presents give
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Sweating his fat away
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Water-skis on his sleigh
Chestnuts roasting on the sidewalk
Castles in the sand
Eating ice-cream, having good talks
Warm Christmas, isn't that grand?
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| Posted by Sam Patrick on 14-Aug-2005 | How Do Sheeps Say Merry Christmas?How do sheeps in Mexico said Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
(Feliz Navidad)
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| Posted by WhlteFlre on 14-Aug-2005 | Santa's Pick Up Lines* I know when you've been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk,
sister!
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* Some of my best toys run on batteries...
* I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do
you?
* Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
* That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!
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| Posted by Barry G. Wood on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
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():holiday jokes (333): The Top 14 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating |
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| Posted by Fasty F. Fasty on 14-Aug-2005 | The Top 14 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating
14> Loading Santa's Sleigh
13> Dropping Toys Down the Chimney
12> Stuffing the Intestinal Stocking
11> Opening an Account With E.F. Glutton
10> Getting Stockingfaced
9> Fueling the Mother of All Yule Logs
8> Dreaming of a Wide Christmas
7> Becoming a Macy's Float
6> Circuit-Training the Ol' Sansabelt Muscles
5> Digest Ye Sedentary Gentlemen
4> Getting on Jenny Craig's "Naughty" List
3> Not Letting the Nutritionists Win
2> Uploading to Napster
1> Providing Shade for the Ol' Yule Log
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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