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| Posted by NINER on 14-Aug-2005 | The Bear and the Rabbit Once there was a bear taking a nasty, smelly crap. Five
minutes later, a rabbit hopped by. When the rabbit stopped the
bear asked."Do you have problems of crap sticking to your fur."
"no" replied the rabbit
The bear said "Good." Picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.
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():animal jokes (1719): So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it. |
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| Posted by funny jokes on 10-Aug-2005 | So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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():animal jokes (1719): Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road? |
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| Posted by Jose A. Suazo on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?A: To break on through to the other side.
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():animal jokes (1719): What do you get when you cross a Scottish... |
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| Posted by El Nabo on 10-Aug-2005 | What do you get when you cross a Scottish...What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?
The Dolly Llama.
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| Posted by Eddi J. Mur on 12-Aug-2005 | Talking DogA guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders two beers.
The bartendar just frowns and says, "Look buddy, we can't have any dogs sitting up at the bar."
The owner retorts, "But this is no ordinary dog." The bartendar doesn't budge from his stance and tells the guy to leave.
The owner protests, "Look, this is no ordinary dog. This is a talking dog."
The bartendar says, "Yeah right buddy.
Okay, why don't you and your talking dog leave the bar?"
The owner says, "Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll go into the bathroom and take a leak. You can talk to my dog while I go. If you still want us to leave when I get back, we will."
So the owner leaves. And the dog and the bartendar start talking it up like they are long lost friends. The bartendar starts to really like this dog. There talking about sports and beer and women.
So the bartendar comes up with an idea. He turns to the dog and says, "Look, I have a friend who owns the bar across the street. If I give you $20 will you go into the bar and order a beer from him?"
The dog says, "No problem", and gets up and leaves.
The owner comes back and ask where his dog is. The bartenday explains about the joke. So the owner leaves to get his dog.
Right out of the bar, the owner sees his dog humping another lady dog. And the owner says, "Hey, get off of her. Why have I never seen you doing this before?"
To which the dog replies, "Because I have never had $20 before."
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| Posted by Dezaray Phillips on 13-Aug-2005 | Hippo loveQ: Why do hippoes only mate under water.
A: Have you ever tried keeping a 5 houndred pond pussy wet.
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