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():bar jokes (2610): The bitch and the man


Posted by Chris L. Johnson on 12-Aug-2005

The bitch and the man

A bitch meets a man in a tiny street:
the bitch: \"Do you will fuck me?\"
the man: \"How??, I\'m not money\"

   

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():bar jokes (2610): Women and orgasms


Posted by nazi bob on 12-Aug-2005

Women and orgasms

What\'s the biggest reason why women don\'t have orgams when they have sex with men?

WHO CARES!
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Big Guy and Little Guy


Posted by Labblue* on 12-Aug-2005

Big Guy and Little Guy

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking,
minding his own business when all of a sudden this
great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- he knocks
him off the bar stool and says,

\"That was a karate chop from Korea.\"

The little guy thinks \"GEEZ\" but he gets back up on
the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden
--WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and
says,

\"That was a judo chop from Japan.\"

So the little guy has had enough of this so he leaves
and is gone for an hour or so and when he comes back
--WHACK!!!\"-- He knocks the big dude off his stool
and out cold!!!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says,

\"When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears.
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Confucious:


Posted by Clueless_3216 on 12-Aug-2005

Confucious:

Confucious say, he who fart in church sit in own pew.
   

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():bar jokes (2610): Tipuri de Sex


Posted by danny on 12-Aug-2005
Tipuri de Sex
De cite tipuri este sexul?
De patru tipuri:
1. Cind ai cu cine si n-ai cu ce - tragic
2. Cind ai cu ce si n-ai cu cine - trist
3. Cind ai cu cine, ai cu ce si n-ai unde -
studentesc
4. Cind ai cu cine, ai cu ce, ai unde, dar DE CE!
- filozofic
   

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():bar jokes (2610): SMELL


Posted by El Nabo on 12-Aug-2005
SMELL
WHY DO FARTS SMELL ?
FOR THE BENIFIT OF THE DEAF
   

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