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| Posted by sam bennett on 12-Aug-2005 | The cashierWell, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier. After being turned down for every job he filed for, he accepts this low paying job.
One day, a woman comes to the stand, "Hey, sonny, how much do those cigaretts cost?"
"I dont know", replies the stupid cashier.
The woman leaves unsatisfied.
THe boss, having seen this goes up to him and screams "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW, THEY COST 10 CENTS, GOD!!!!!!"
"10 cents? I will have to remember that" said the cashier.
The next day, another woman comes "hey sonny, how much do those cigaretts cost?"
"10 cents ma'am"
"Really?, are they fresh?"
"I dont know"
So the woman leaves.
The boss, having spied this screams "WELL OFCOURSE THEY ARE FRESH YOU NINCOMPOOP, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THEY ARE SOUR OR SOMETHING?"
So the cashier memorizes "Yes, very fresh"
The next day, another woman comes and says "Hey sonny, now much do those cigaretts cost?"
"10 cents" He replies.
"Are they fresh?"
"Very fresh"
"Should I buy them?"
"I dont know"
So the woman leaves.
The boss having seen this goes to scream at him again "YOU MORON, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT, YOU HAVE TO SAY 'If you dont, somebody else will' OK?"
"ok, gotcha boss"
So the next day, the little shop gets robbed by a guy with a gun.
He goes up to the cash register and screams "HEY, how much money is in that cash register?" "10 cents sir"
"WHAT? ARE YOU BEING FRESH TO ME?"
"Yes, very fresh sir"
"SHOULD I SHOOT YOU?"
"If you dont, somebody else will"
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| Posted by Jayla M. McLeod on 12-Aug-2005 | Teachers(Q) why do teachers where dark glasses.
(A) because the pupils are so bright.
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| Posted by Pumpkin Pie on 12-Aug-2005 | Jelly beanslife is like a bag of jelly beans. no-one likes the black ones.
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| Posted by Alex Rubner on 12-Aug-2005 | Hunger painQ; Why when your hungry do you not feel like some foods?
.............................................................................A; Because you are not food your (hopefully) a human.
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| Posted by Prosthetic Head on 12-Aug-2005 | ToothpickWhat do you call a woman with a toothpick up her bum?
Olive.
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| Posted by Roy A. Pitta on 12-Aug-2005 | Why do farts smell?...Why do farts smell?
For the benefit of the deaf!
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