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| Posted by dave gammell on 07-Aug-2005 | "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart...."The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul
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():funny quotes (263): Due to the shape of the North American Elk's... |
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| Posted by Jokester Man on 07-Aug-2005 | Due to the shape of the North American Elk's...Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus. even if it
could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.
- Cliff Clavin, Cheers
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():funny quotes (263): Nobody has so many friends that he can afford... |
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| Posted by punkprincess7546 on 07-Aug-2005 | Nobody has so many friends that he can afford...Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): "Death is every man's final critic.
To die... |
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| Posted by Danelle L. Sandella on 07-Aug-2005 | "Death is every man's final critic.
To die..."Death is every man's final critic.
To die well you must live bravely."
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): "Our struggle today is not to have a female... |
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| Posted by CoCa_CoLa_13 on 07-Aug-2005 | "Our struggle today is not to have a female..."Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as
an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
- Bella Abzug
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():funny quotes (263): "If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-... |
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| Posted by Adam K. Simpson on 07-Aug-2005 | "If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-..."If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find
that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one
of them would know the theme song from the 'Beverly Hillbillies'."
- Dave Barry
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