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| Posted by Dopie on 09-Aug-2005 | The Chinese pay off all of their debtsJones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Years Day."
Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before."
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| Posted by Someone Funny on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
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():holiday jokes (333): A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving |
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| Posted by tinmil on 09-Aug-2005 | A man forgot to buy turkey for ThanksgivingIt's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"
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| Posted by Jeremy W. Thompson on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
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| Posted by lil dude on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
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| Posted by Cameron d. Peckham on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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