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():nerd jokes (650): The Department of Motor Vehicles


Posted by ryanjenkins on 13-Aug-2005

The Department of Motor Vehicles

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations, at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register. 'Cash or charge?' the clerk asked.

'Cash,' I snapped. Then realizing that my pent-up frustrations had just leaked out, I apologized for my rudeness, and explained: 'I've spent the afternoon at the Department of Motor Vehicles.'

'Shall I giftwrap the bat?' the clerk asked sweetly. 'Or are you going back there?'


   

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():nerd jokes (650): Ya mama


Posted by Lady Love on 13-Aug-2005

Ya mama

ya mamas so fat when she went bunnge jummping she went strait to hell
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Jimmy Crack corn


Posted by Melissa R. Delaat on 13-Aug-2005

Jimmy Crack corn

Why did they make a song about jimmy cracks corn if they dont care it goes jimmy crack corn and i dont care jimmy crack corn and i dont care!!!!!
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Captain hook


Posted by Garbett on 13-Aug-2005

Captain hook

Q: Why did Captain Hook die? A: Because he wiped his ass.
   

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():nerd jokes (650): Cxfghdtgb


Posted by Steve Mitchell on 13-Aug-2005
Cxfghdtgb
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():nerd jokes (650): "What did u take into the desert?"


Posted by silverseeker on 13-Aug-2005
"What did u take into the desert?"
A white guy, a black guy, and Polish guy went into the desert and happened to survive. When they came back the media asked questions.

They asked the white guy, "What did you take?"

"Some water, because if I ever got thirsty I could drink some."

They asked the black guy, "What did you take?"

"Some food because if I ever got hungry, I could have omething to eat."

They asked the Polish guy "What did you take?"

"A car door, so if I got hot I could roll down the window."
   

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